Cereal Wars
I bought a box of Life Cereal in an attempt to figure mine out. So far it is not working… read more
Melodic Valium
I have once again entered the Bocelli phase. It very well could be that I’d just like another late night… read more
Premo Pressi Pressum (Diem)
Premo Pressi Pressum Diem! SQUEEZE the day! This is my new mantra – well at least for today. I never… read more
Birds, Bees and Lady Bugs
The robins have come back to nest in the eves off of my back deck once again. There is something… read more
Death of a Kwanzan
My mother called me last night and asked if I was sitting down. This is always worrisome as it generally… read more
FREE LUNCH
On a lunch date today with an architect I was reminded of the scene in Victor Victoria when a… read more
It’s in the Stars
I went to a psychic astrologer yesterday. I am sure all of my dead Irish-Catholic relatives are rolling in their… read more
Mama Mia!
I’ve heard it said that the worlds most thankless jobs are in sanitation – or possibly plumbing. I beg to… read more
The Bocelli Incident
A prospective buyer of my neighbors house recently asked me how many times on average the cops are called a… read more
Sister Shark-Eyes
Eleanor Roosevelt said “No one can make you feel inferior without your permission.” As I sat at a black-tie Catholic… read more