Mama Mia!
I’ve heard it said that the worlds most thankless jobs are in sanitation – or possibly plumbing. I beg to… read more
The Bocelli Incident
A prospective buyer of my neighbors house recently asked me how many times on average the cops are called a… read more
Sister Shark-Eyes
Eleanor Roosevelt said “No one can make you feel inferior without your permission.” As I sat at a black-tie Catholic… read more
The Puberty of My Generation – Rochester Rocks
There was something so polyesterly hopeful about the 70’s wasn’t there? Things were un- sophisticated and awkward. The 70’s were… read more
Bad Bacon and Beauty School
I came to at about 12:30 this afternoon to the sound of the phone ringing. I’d been having the craziest… read more
Grey-ish Gardens
It dawned on me today that the stretches I do upon rising are tragically similar to those Big Edie Bouvier… read more
The Trouble With Q Tips
If I had to give today a title it would be Watching the Chips Go Stale. As the anesthesia has… read more
Longing to be “In”
When I checked in for my knee surgery yesterday the nurse asked me if I had ever fallen. “More times… read more